| Review of Sloppy Facial Cumshots:
Every once in a while, you have to get a little messy. Shoot a little mayonaisse on your shirt, eat some wings with your fingers and then wipe it off on your pants. Hey, my favorite is the "oops I missed my mouth" with a french fry. I hate it when that happens, even though it never really happens on purpose. I like girls who can get a little messy too. No, I don't mean food wise. But I like a girl who isn't afraid to take a huge load of my sperm right into her face. And that is why I was instantly excited when I looked at Sloppy Facial Cumshots.
Sloppy Facial Cumshots is a hybrid site with a focus on both pictures and videos. The focus here is facial cumshots, and boy there are some big ones on here. But another focus has to be a slight focus on oral and handjobs as well. There really isn't a whole lot of sex in these videos, just the foreplay stuff. So it is heavy on that as well. The theme is pretty generic, but it describes itself well and follows through, so no real complaints there.
When you first sign onto Sloppy Facial Cumshots, you are given a main page which is actually pretty blank. There is a sidebar on the side, taking you to the relevant areas. But then there is just a whole lot of white space in the middle, with thumbnails of the two latest sets over on the right. It's a pretty simplistic site design. Artistically, its kinda ugly even. But I'd rather have simple and ugly than some sites where you can't even find the original content, so I will take this!
The videos were my favorite part of Sloppy Facial Cumshots. The videos are segmented into three sections in most videos, and there are no quality options. The videos are WMVs at first, and the older ones are MPGs. There are really no options at all, you just download whats here. The funny thing is, the segments tend to be really small and the videos really short, I don't see why they couldn't just have one big segment. Either way the dialups are being screwed with no lower quality, but this way they have it now, nobody is really too happy! The videos do download pretty damn fast though, so that is an upside. Even though the segments are small, the download speeds on my system were pretty good anyway.
When you sign into the videos page, you are given a page full of tiny thumbnails. These thumbnails show off the girls pretty good, but the page is still fucking tiny!
The quality of the videos here are 345k. Now anyone who pays attention to the numbers knows that this is a midlevel quality. It's usually about medium on video focused sites. This leads to a very pixelated picture on full screen, you pretty much have to watch the small screen videos or suffer through some terrible quality. I'm not a big quality freak, but I think when 345k is the only quality option available, I will complain quite a bit.
The photo pages are set up with the same small thumbnail system that is used on the video page. Again, they show off the girls ok, but the thumbnails are still very very tiny! The pictures here are 486x648. Now that is not the greatest resolution, but it works out ok for what it is. The pictures are professional looking, very nicely shot but ultimately I think people will just spend more time with the videos here.
The girls on Sloppy Facial Cumshots are pretty attractive girls. Actually I found it to be a mixed bag. I skipped over more sets than I normally do on a porn site, but that might have been more because of the quality of the thumbnails not being so good more than anything. That can bite you in the ass sometimes you know. Another thing about the girls, is I have seen a lot of them around before. Sort of the same porn girls you see on many of these various sites. So that is a slight minus, but again some of these girls I want to see over and over again!
The action was described up in the intro, but to recap, it's mainly oral and foreplay on the guy with not a lot happening to the girl. She might play with herself a little bit here and there, but thats about it. The end result is a gigantic cumshot which is usually then displayed for a few seconds before the video fades out.
At the time of review, there was a total of 110 sets of content. That is a huge number, even though these are rather short sets. The site was last updated over a month ago, so I'm not sure if it's offically dead, or just slow to update. But it is part of a pretty decent network, kinda. Talking about bonus sites, there are none listed on the Sloppy Facial Cumshots page. However, this site is listed as a bonus site from most of the West Coast Gangbangs network. So I'm not sure what your password here will net you, but if you are weird about it, just check out the reviews for West Coast Gangbangs and sign up through there!
Conclusion
Decent site, needs better quality but it is good as part of a network, especially if you are looking for some value in your porn.
Pricing
$18.95 - 1 Month Membership-recurring
Billing by CC Bill
2005-06-07
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