| Review of Monster Cock Madness:
When I was a kid, I used to love Monster Trucks. Hell, what kid doesn't? Monster Trucks are freaking cool. Grave Digger, thats the new badass in town. Back when I was around, it was Bigfoot. Bigfoot was the main attraction! Now it's kind of a tossup. Either way its cool though. And the fun thing about Monster Trucks is that people love them, but there is nothing even remotely close to watching them in person. Its just awe inspiring and one hell of a way to spend a night. Well now I'm all grown up, and I love Monster Cocks. Wait, that didn't sound right. But I really do enjoy watching an innocent girl get absolutely pounded by a guy with a gigantic wang. Exit Monster Truck Madness, enter Monster Cock Madness!
Monster Cock Madness is a video site with a focus on guys with big wangs. Now, some of you might think its gay to watch porn based on the size of a guys dick. Well, it's not. Why? Because theres still a girl in it, and it's really fun to see them try to take all of that manhood. People who are very secure in their sexuality will enjoy the theme a lot. Some who are afraid, and are somewhat frightened about the size of their own member, might be a little more thrown off. Either way, this is a good solid theme. While it has appeared on other sites, it is by no means an overused theme where I would say "oh god, not another big cock themed site again!" So the theme stays relatively fresh, even though its been done before.
When you first sign onto Monster Cock Madness, you are given a members page that really makes my head spin. Well, the first page is like a weird portal site. It has some weird links not really relevant, and of course the ole enlarge your penis naturally link. From there, you move onto the members area of Monster Cock Madness. Which is a bunch of thumbnails of not just the Monster Cock Madness content, but a combination of all the leased/bonus content as well. Throw in the video rips, and you have yourself a right mess. Click on a girl you like, check her out. But then the very next thumbnail might take you to a completely different site. On the bottom theres a link to the exclusive content, as well MORE ADS. Basically, this site design is ineffective because it gave me a headache. If you want to have ads and leased sites, thats FINE with me. I swear. But make it organized so I know what is what, and can get to the original stuff fast and easy!
The videos are definately the big time focus here on MCM. The videos page gives you one thumbnail to give you an idea of the set. You then move to the sets page, which gives you a bigger version of that same thumbnail. So you don't have much to go on when you download the movies. You might have a slight idea, but thats about it. Regardless, you can stream the movies in Low Medium or High bandwith. And there is also links to download the videos either as MPGs or as WMVs. The videos are segmented, and they are segmented erraticly. I didn't get a handle on what they were trying to do. Each segment is represented by a line of text on the videos page, such as "pounding her" etc. There are no full videos to download, but you can get a tutorial on how to join the files. Bulletin: we do not want to spend extra time on porn. Give it to us quick and easy! Not exactly the best way to present videos, but if the content is good it might still work.
The video quality here is OK. The WMVs weigh in at about 473kb. That is regularly about a medium quality file. It looks fine on the small screen, but when you full screen it, there is a little loss of quality with the pixelation and ugliness that comes with it. I also downloaded a MPG for comparisons sake. And it's pretty much the same, I think the MPGs might be a little better, but I don't like the way MPGs run so I'll stick with the WMVs. The quality is a bit disappointing here. Its good but its nowhere near great. With the heavy amount of segmenting I was just expecting a lot more. Still, it is worthy of a looksee.
There are also pictures for every set on the site. The pictures are decently done vidcaps from the videos. They are 720 x 480 pixels and they are pretty well done for vidcaps. However, they are still vidcaps, so the pictures are nothing new to those who have seen the videos, and those who haven't will probably want to see the videos after viewing the vidcaps. Its really a no-win situation here, but the pictures do turn up to be pretty ok.
The girls here on Monster Cock Madness are pretty hot. Saying that, they do look like girls who for the most part could handle a pretty huge cock. Very few of them have that truly innocent look to them. Lets face it, these look like porn skanks who have been around the block. But we love them! A few of the girls were a little different, there was one set where the girls not only looked amateur, but they were absolutely horrid. Theres a few with black girls as well. The action is pretty straightforward sex, but with guys with some pretty large penises. There are a few sets with a couple of guys, and a few sets with a couple of girls. So it's basically a mixed bag here, which keeps things interesting and cool.
At the time of review, there were a total of 21 sets of original content on this site. There is also a ton of DVD Rips, and some old school big dick movies. So you are not for a loss of content here. However, you might be at a loss for updates. The site boasts about updating 5-7 times a week. Well, yeah, but its just leased sites that are getting update. I haven't seen anything new go up for the actual site in months! So thats kind of deceiving. The bonus sites are mainly leased stuff. Granted, the leased stuff is pretty good, but leased nonetheless.
One final word on deceit. Now I kind of ripped on these guys earlier for the ads and the updates. But I would like to mention that when you go to sign up, they do clearly state several times and ways that if you get a trial, you will not get full access to the site. That I like, its honorable and its worthy of a mention. I hate sites that act like nothing is different. So kudos to them.
Conclusion
This isn't terrible or anything, but I think the only way it's really worth the full membership is if you have a big dick fetish. Otherwise, I'd say look elsewhere. But they do stay very true to the theme and I have to admire that. I could just go for better, less confusing site design and a better quality.
Pricing
3 Days $2.95 : Limited Access Trial - Upgradable
30 Day Full Access Membership : $29.32 - Recurring
30 Day Full Access Membership : $72.32 - Recurring
Billing by Paycom & CC Bill
2005-05-23
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