| Review of See Me Masturbate:
See Spot. See Spot Run. Run Spot Run! Remember all those sayings back in the day? Well, I have a new one for you. See Hot Girl. See Hot Girl Masturbate. Masturbate Hot Girl Masturbate! That is exactly what is happening here at See Me Masturbate. Hot girls masturbating on camera, can life be any better? Well, maybe if you were THERE IN PERSON, but few of us are that lucky!
See Me Masturbate is a video site with the theme of female masturbation. I will start out by saying that the sites content is not original at all. It is all taken from DVD porn of one kind or another. While that might be the case, the videos are not ones that I've seen all over the net. I'm not sure if it's 100% exclusive to this site on the internet, but I've never seen any of these sets before. The site is more like a traditional, almost spam site but it does have some good content inside so we will examine that now!
The site design of See Me Masturbate is pretty bad. First of all, there are little banner ads all over the place. No popups, thank god, but the little banner ads are annoying and just not needed. When you pay for a membership, you are supposed to be getting away from that crap. Second of all, the page just looks messy. It was hard finding the sites content, it was buried in between ads and leased site links. Way to promote the site! And when you did find the sites content, it was displayed really shitty. The thumbnails were small and done poorly, and they were bad quality wise! How do you get bad thumbnails? Well, they did it here. Overall, it's just messy and disorganized. The site in need of a major overhaul.
The videos are the focus here on See Me Masturbate. The videos come in three different quality WMV files. They are 56k, 100k, and 300k. More on that later. Each video is segmented, and the segment lengths seem pretty reasonable. Still, that doesn't stop some sets from having like 20 different segments. That can annoy me, but its a lot better than if the segements were only a minute long, that annoys me ten times more! The videos download pretty fast as well, it really works out good as far as the small file sizes go. The only unfortunate problem with small file sizes is that the quality can be questionable.
The quality of the videos here on See Me Masturbate is a little lower than normal. With most video and/or reality sites, 300K is the middle sized quality WMV available. Here it is the highest quality. You can see where this makes a difference. The quality here just isn't the greatest. I've seen a lot worse, but for a site which banks itself on being a video site, it just doesn't stand up. Now I'm not saying I didn't enjoy the videos here. I really did, I thought they were really good. But quality fans will be very disappointed, and I think almost everyone will be disappointed. These are great videos, they just need to be presented a little bit better.
The pictures on See Me Masturbate are vidcaps taken directly from the videos. Well, the vidcaps kinda surprised me. They weren't nearly as bad as I had expected. They actually looked like pretty good pictures. The only problem is, they had a lot of distortion and pixelation in different areas of the picture. It could have been good, except for that problem. Still, these were quite passable.
The girls on See Me Masturbate were pretty damn hot. I must admit, this is a great lineup of girls they gave us here. I didn't find a single one of them to be disgusting or unappealing to me. And that is really important when doing a masturbation site. I mean, ugly girls taking it in the butt might be passable, but nobody wants to see an ugly playing with herself. It's just too beautiful an act to be wasted on an ugly girl! The action here is straight masturbation, with some reliance on toys and tools to help along the process. Pretty hot stuff if you ask me.
At the time of review, See Me Masturbate had a total of 26 sets online. That is a pretty good number, but it's not a blowaway number that would make the site a great buy. They update this site regularly but not on a set schedule, but in the meantime you can check out some of the network.
The network includes See Me Masturbate, Shut Up & Fuck, Desperate For Money, and Miami Beach Party. I'm guessing it's an all unexclusive network, but still it's a network and should be looked at as a whole package as well as just an individual site. The pricing is terrible, it's price just like a crappy spam site. I think they are taking advantage of people more than anything, but if you are smart, you can take advantage of the webmasters as well, which I encourage. There is a trial, and if you are bored and broke one day, take advantage of that, just do not, and I repeat, do NOT forget to cancel immediately! Otherwise it won't work!
Conclusion
See Me Masturbate has good action in the videos, but everything surrounding that is weak. Not recommended although maybe worth a look if you are broke and desperate! Otherwise steer clear and check out some of the better deals on the net.
Pricing
1 Day Trial Membership ($1.00)-recurrs at $39.97
1 Month Full Membership ($39.97)
1 Month Full Membership Online Check($37.41)
CC Billing by Paycom
2004-12-10
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