| Review of Dirty Danza:
The website Dirty Danza brings one thing to mind: Tony Danza. Not all of you might know this, but before his career on Who's The Boss, Tony was saying who's your daddy as a porn star. In his days as a porn star, Tony Danza mastered the move now called the Danza Slap. It is when you jizz on a girls face, and then slap her with your penis. Classy, huh? Now, this has nothing at all to do with our site today- Dirty Danza is a completely different Danza. But he keeps up the tradition of treating girls like dirt in his website, Dirty Danza.
Dirty Danza is a video site with the focus on rough sex. Not too rough- this is not a bondage site, or anything like that. It's just a site that things a little hand around the throat once in a while doesn't hurt anybody. A site that thinks blowjobs should just be a little more violent. A site that thinks that girls just aren't worth that much. Not really a reality site, Dirty Danza is more like a video specialty site. All the videos come from DVDs available out there, and on the website, so you can enjoy them on DVD as well.
When you first sign on to Dirty Danza, you are taken to a page that has two of Dirty's favorite picture sets, and two of his favorite video sets. You can also select links to go right to the pictures or videos section. There are feedback links, and a bonus video of 4th of July with danza and friends here. For each girl, in the "Bitches" section, you only get one thumbnail. Doesn't give you a good indication of the girl. Each girl does get a little blurb, and a mention of which DVD they are in. You can then select to download videos or view screencaps. It works as a site design, but at the same time, it could be better.
The main focus and priority here is definately the videos. The videos come from DVD quality, so you would expect some good stuff here. First off, the specifics. The videos come in either WMV or MPG format. You can select either high or low quality for the WMVs. The movies are all full movies here- no segmentation except for some of the older movies that are split in three pieces. At the highest quality, the movies look really good. You can full screen them and have a pretty clear picture. Granted, it's not perfect- but is it ever really perfect? You still get a fairly good quality here. My only real complaint here would be with the actual camerawork. There are a few scenes that are done in a car, which by nature means harder to shoot pictures. Well, here on Dirty Danza, these scenes come across rather dark and harder to see. And thats not all, some of the other camerawork here is questionable. Like focusing on a girls legs for a bit while action is going on. And it wasn't like a "hey, heres some sexy legs" shot, it was more of a "oops, wheres the camera again?" shot. This doesn't plague you throughout the site- but its worth mentioning. The videos here are not long but not super short either. Just about right, with most clocking in from 10-20 minutes in length.
Dirty Danza also has a photos section. Well, I should clarify. Each girl that has a video has screen caps. These screen caps are done relatively well, for what they are. You know I'm not a fan of vidcaps, and these ones look Ok. My only complaint is that while the gallery is small for the vidcaps, the shots are all "samey" for my tastes. Maybe that will say even more about the camerawork. It just didn't do it for me. There are also non-vidcaps in an actual photo section. Big props to the site for doing this; not many sites do and it is a very welcome addition for me. Theres only four girls with a photo section, but thats ok, it's better than none. These photos are actually high quality photos, and they clock in at 531 x 800 pixels. Not too big a file, they just fit right in here. If they had more photos, I could recommend it as a good mixture site for fans of photos. As it is, it's cool that they have photos, but just not enough to make it completely recommended on the photos alone.
The girls here on Dirty Danza are, well, I'm sure they have good personalities. I've seen better looking girls on porn sites. While some of them are not completely dogs, none of them are really blow you away hot. They are more like the types of girls you see pretending to be hot, having to dress real hot to make up for their looks. I'm not trying to talk harshly about them- they all have nice bodies, but they just aren't the most attractive set of girls I've seen out there. With that said, however, Dirty Danza's theme is being hardcore. And to that extent, they also succeed. Now, this site isn't as harsh as some others I've seen out there. But they definately have their moments. This is not a site for someone who likes to respect women. Women are not respected here. The sets themselves primarily focus on blowjobs, but there is a little of everything represented in the videos. I saw some choking, some peeing, and also some cumplay. It's basically harsh hardcore, but done with some tasteful action as well.
Dirty Danza claims to update twice a week. With no timestamps or anything of the such on site at the time, we can only just believe them. At the time, there were 21 sets on Dirty Danza. 15 of those were the good new style video, while six are the older style video. And as mentioned before, there are four real picture galleries and all of the other girls have vidcaps as well. With your membership to Dirty Danza, you also get access to two other sites: RileyRyder and DirtysDickSuckers. Both sites seem to be in the same idea as this one, and reviews will be upcoming.
Conclusion
Not a bad site by a stretch, but it's basically DVD videos encoded onto your computer. Theres some sites that do this on a really bigger scale. As it is, Dirty Danza does nothing inheritently wrong- it's good for me, and great for fans of the harsher hardcore. But with the unoriginal content, the ads, and the smaller amount of content considering what it is, it gets a medium grade.
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$29.95- One Month Membership
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2004-09-07
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