| Review of Creamed Cornholes:
What is the cornhole? Well, apparently, to some farmers out in Ohio and Kentucky, Cornhole is a game. Cornhole or Corn Toss is similar to horseshoes except you use wooden boxes called cornhole platforms and corn bags instead of horseshoes and metal stakes. Contestants take turns pitching their corn bags at the cornhole platform until a contestant reaches the score of 21 points. A corn bag in the hole scores 3 points, while one on the platform scores 1 point. Thats all well and good, but the Cornhole we are talking about here is a little bit different. It's the butt, the ass, the, well, the cornhole! And todays site is Creamed Cornholes!
Creamed Cornholes is a reality site with a very specific theme. That theme is anal creampies. In other words, the guy cums inside of the girls ass. And then the girl does some weird butt tricks to make it look cool! As far as originality goes, theres not too many sites out there with this theme. Which makes it cool, because even though it's reality, it's still pretty original and also pretty original to reality sites. Of course, as a reality site, it has some pretty high standards to live up to!
When you first login to Creamed Cornholes, you are actually taken to a portal page for the entire network. This page is actually really cool, as it shows the latest updates to the entire network all in one page, and is organized well and looks good with perfect size thumbnails to get across what they need to get across. In fact, I think more reality networks should look at this portal as something they should work towards. The only pain in the ass about it is that you have to login to the portal, and then into each individual site as they all rest on their own servers. Thats nothing too major though, and having everything together like that is cool. When you move to the actual CC page, you get a cool members page. Each girl has a little section that has one big thumbnail along with ten small thumbnails. It also has her name, age, and list of videos. You can download right from the front page, which is cool as it saves you a bit of time! The thumbnails are very effective, and the page itself is very clean and simple. It all works fantastically if you ask me!
The videos on Creamed Cornholes are either WMV or MPGs. The WMVs are quicker to download, but the MPGs have better quality. There really isn't a huge quality or file size difference between them though. You can also get low quality or high quality of either format. Nice to have choices. One choice you do not have is full video. Now, before you complain too much, the files here are segmented, but the segments are pretty big and beefy. The WMV segments were 15 minutes long each, and there weren't too many of them. So the segmentation is not really a big deal. From here, the server was nice and fast, and everything downloaded very smoothly. I just had a nice experience as far as this went.
The video quality on Creamed Cornholes was also good. Now, with such long videos, and relatively small file sizes, you wouldn't expect the world as far as quality goes. Well, Creamed Cornholes does not give you the world- but they do give you a nice picture quality that looks good and plays well. When you full screen the movies, you get a relatively clean and clear picture. Sure, there is a little pixelation, which is heightened when theres more movement, but overall the quality is definately good. Not perfect by any means, but for original reality content, Creamed Cornholes can stand its ground!
Creamed Cornholes also has a pictures section. Like many reality sites, this site uses vidcaps. Vidcaps are when the actual video footage is played back and pictures are taken of it. Now, anyone who has tried this before knows it just doesn't work out good. And thus, the pictures don't work out great. In fact, the pictures aren't very good at all. Lots of pixelation here. The galleries are HUGE, which means they are completely unfocused and just thrown together. There are way too many shots that look similar here, and it just isn't a good pictures section. But, reality is about video, and the pictures come second. Just a fact of life!
The girls on Creamed Cornholes are all pretty attractive. If there is one thing I can say about the webmasters of this network, its that they are great at getting women. The girls look good enough to be in porn, but amateur enough not to be in porn. For a site where the theme is getting jizzed in the butt, the girls all look relatively amateur and don't have much of the "porn" look to them, which I thought was cool and adds to the theme. The action here is more focused on anal sex, as you might imagine. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of blowjob and pussy sex moments as well. But they sort of take a supporting role to the anal sex. And of course the ending anal creampie, which is usually finished off with the girl playing with the cum in her ass, moving it around and whatnot. This is good stuff for people who like this kind of stuff, and definately worth a look-see.
The site hasn't been updated since it was added to the network. I'm not exactly sure why this is, as almost all of the network is updated very frequently. Maybe it just hasn't caught its groove yet? At the time of review there were eight sets, which alone makes it worth a membership, but wait until they start (if they start) updating the site and filling it up nicely! Until then, you have one of the best deals in porn today to tide you over as far as the network goes.
As part of the MeatMembers network, you get access to (deep breath) Black Attack Gangbang, Creamed Cornholes, No Cum Dodging Allowed, Whorgies, Cum Farters, POV Pervert, BJ Quickies, Cock Brutality, Frank Wank, Meatholes, Midnight Prowl, Nuts on Sluts, Piss Mops, Porn Jackass, Teen Slam, and White Meat on Black Street. That is sixteen awesome reality sites for the price of one. The network itself tends to cater to the more hardcore fans out there. Lots of anal and related actions. You can tell the hardcore just in some of the names of some of the sites. There is a line, and some might think they skim it and go over it, but that is for you to decide. If anything, there are some pretty legit "straight" sites in the network that everyone will enjoy. The MeatMembers site also has some cool stuff, like webmasters favorites and behind the scenes videos. Each of the sites on the Meatmembers page has a thumbnail of the latest update and date, so you can easily track and get the latest material when it's posted.
Conclusion
This is a great site for fans of both anal sex and creampies. Uniting two genres, thats what good pornsites do! While a solid site alone, the network its a part of is also enormous and looks great. Fifteen sites for the price is very awesome if you ask me. You cannot overlook the fact that this site hasn't been updated since it was unveiled, but at the same time, with the outstanding update schedule of the rest of the network, you would expect them to get started with this site soon!
Pricing
$33.95 - 30 Day Membership
$79.95 - 90 Day Membership
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2004-08-19
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