| Review of Girls Gone Wild:
I just recently read in an online article that college kids were going nuts about spring break movies and they actually used the phrase: "girls going wild videos". Well I may not be in the US but if there is a growing trend out there that I'm not part of I'm gonna get my shit together and jump onboard so here I go, I'm reviewing girlsgonewild.com, happy?! Don't worry about me, it's only $24.95 a month so don't even give it a second though *takes out a knife to cut through the irony*….. Review is about to start…..
Aaaaaaaand NOW! What in the hell of all that is good and secret would the big deal be about a site like this? I realize not many of you are going to write me a mail to answer that question so consider it rhetorical, but we will have to explore this party-girls-craze very thoroughly. Maybe I had my hopes before entering this site, I was actually expecting long movies from various beach parties and was kind of hoping things would escalate to some hardcore sex, or even softcore, during the clips but nooooo. I swear to god, if Sisqo had appeared in the clips it would NOT stand out from Sisqo's shakedown at all!
It's not because I'm out to badmouth this site really but since this is my first experience in this "category" I really don't have anything to compare it to, all I can say is, that I have never felt I got so little for $25 in my life. I did some looking around and as it turns out there are a ton of these sites out there and it's all about getting girls to flash the camera, for those of you who have even joined a reality site I bet you will feel a bit how I feel when I accidentally grab a glass of water instead of beer, it's like a shark without teeth, ok that's a bad metaphor but you get the point.
Yeah alright so I'm not entertained by guys getting girls to flash a camera but if you feel like you would be willing to pay $25 for 20 of these short movies then let me tell you what you can expect in here because here is their own description of what you get:
Q: What do I see if I join?
A: You will have full access to Video Clips, Photos, and Live Video streaming.
Kewl, well the Live Video streaming part sounds a bit odd to me I guess, kinda sounds like I could see live feeds from these events doesn't it? ;) Well of course you can't but you do get to see some streams and that's what they are, streams. It's not downloadable clips. You get what I would call 20 events, some containt quite a lot of clips, and some are just a 20 second clip so the quantity here is not overwhelming in anyway. Quality is alright considering you can't blow any of it up to full screen so there you go aand you also get the pictures from these events.
That's basically all you get, and sure you will see some girls show their ass and their breasts, and yes a lot of them are drunk so if this gets you going I'm not gonna spoil it for you, I just didn't think I got enough for my money and the girls could have gone a bit more wild for this porn reviewer to get really excited. To be fair the site is pretty decent and for the right audience it might be just what gets them going, still the price could go down at least $5 untill they get some more content online.
The updates are not impressive either, they seem to have a nice update ratio by their update list but most it is just extra clips being added to an already online movie. Seems like they put the most emphasis on selling their dvd releases, I think you would get more out of these as well.
Bottom line: Reality site on a diet
Prices:
1 month: $24.95
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2003-09-25
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