| Review of Porno University:
PornoUniversity has a small, but big-boobed student body, and their extra-cirricular activities are seriously impeding their ability to get decent grades...
And if some of these chicks are college-aged, I'll shred my copy of the works of Nietzche and sprinkle it over milk for breakfast.
The earliest diary entry I found was from September 2001, and there's been precious little updates since then, always with a lame excuse about being busy with "school". They can't even promise to get back with you on personal emails, unless you happen to buy something on their personal wish lists, for which they will then, of course, make a "special effort". Geez, don't make it obvious or anything.
The most plentiful lists of content are the photo sets, and that's not saying a whole lot. For instance, there is a "Blooper" section that I can't discern the slightest reason why the nice-but-tiny amount of shots you find there are considered to be bloopers. Even if they were funny outtakes, the laughter would quickly disappear when you realize you only get 13 pictures. Other groupings are more filled out, the clarity is nice, but at the end of this day of classes, you only are handed approximately 407 snaps. Not nearly enough credit hours for almost 2 years of course work.
The main thing going here is that the content is exclusive, which is always one of the main things we look at in an adult membership, but even if it's all exclusive, it's like pissing in the wind when this is all that they can come up with from their attractive stable of girls.
The videos are streaming, you can't keep 'em, and they suggest that in order to view these 5 short clips, you better have 2000, ME, or XP, you better have DSL, and Pentium 3 is great, but Pentium 4 would be even better. I'm sure everyone's gonna run out and upgrade for such an offering. The quality is extremely high for streaming on Windows Media Player 9, but the final bell rings way too early. You also get "spy" cams of some tame strip shows by the girls, but those were obviously poorly shot compared to the other movies. A shame, cause this all should be so much more.
It's all a darn shame really, because this place could be really decent. The girls are beautiful, the navigation is facile to use, but the deflating lack of content, updates, and membership interaction makes this a school where the only thing you're gonna learn is how to use GloBill to lose almost 15 bucks.
BOTTOM LINE: In Danger Of Graduating Magna Cum Lousy
One Month: $14.95 (recurring)
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2003-04-20
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