Review of My Hot Wife:
Myhotwife.com is an adult site with a lot of potential. It's got a 30 something suburban wife, Jackie, whose husband clearly gets off on his wife strutting her stuff and fucking and sucking her way to stardom. The majority of the other "hot wife" sites mostly contain pictures of wife-naked, wife-with-toys, and worst of all, hubby trying to keep the camera steady and his belly out of the way while he gives wife a facial. Myhotwife has all that as well but this site deserves its name because Jackie appears to be having a hell of a good time bedding down as many of the men in town as she can lay her hands on (with, we assume, hubby taking the pictures to prove it). And guess what? Jackie isn't hard on the eyes either. There's a picture of her on the entrance page naked from the waste down, pussy freshly shaved, breasts tantalizingly hidden, which really got my attention (and yours too, if you like more mature, more rounded women).
So what went wrong with this site, which should have gotten 4+ stars? Sadly, very sadly, the site is so amateurish in its workmanship that I had to force myself to look through it. I could have lived with the confusing arrangement, and the cluttered screens. I was even ready to forgive the video clips cut into frustratingly small 2-minute segments. What I couldn't forgive is that THE DAMN GUY COULDN'T TAKE A DECENT PICTURE IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. He can't pose, he can't focus, he can't light, he doesn't know where to film from, doesn't know where to aim the camera.
Could this be grounds for divorce? Hey Jackie...get rid of this guy and find someone who can take a decent picture. What's the point of taking your clothes off and strutting your stuff in front of a camera if the results are so disappointing?
Here's what the site offers you:
Real Amateur Housewife Whores! Public Exhibitionism! Over 3500 Homemade XXX Pics Updates daily! Library of Video Clips! Real life stories with all the sets!
I believe the word "whores" is plural 'cause there are 4 other friends of Jackie with about 50 pictures each (mostly softcore, some hardcore). Jackie is clearly the center of attention on the site.
Minimal "public exhibitionism", mostly shots of Jackie's beaver when she's outside but safely hiding in some corner.
I can't verify the daily updates, because over the 2 weeks I visited I didn't see any updates, but can't swear that they weren't there somewhere. It's that kind of confusing site.
The "real life stories", which accompany many of the photo shoots and vids are about the best part of the site (probably cause hubby couldn't get them out of focus). But I suspect they were written by him and not Jackie. Call me a cynic. I think he gets off on his wife's hobby and likes to write about it in her name. Here are some of his annotations: "My wife Jackie after lunch sucking her client's cock in the back seat of our car", "My best friend fucking my wife", "She sucks and Fucks other guys. She likes it up the Ass!!! Oh Jackie, that's my wife."
Price: 1 month: $14.95
Conclusions: As much as I wanted to recommend this site I have to warn you off until they get a new photographer or at least a tripod and a class on photography. What a pity. I would have been happy to pay for this site otherwise.
2002-09-19
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